I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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