oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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