So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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