Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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