Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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