Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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