what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Who died my cat blue again?
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