I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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