He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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