so explain again why im purple
no
My hand turned me down
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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