i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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