This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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