Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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