We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
bring money and cleavage
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
