just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I forget how to act sober
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