P.S. I can't hear my feet
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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