Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
