Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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