...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Also, beer. Big fan.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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