North Korea, Best Korea!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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