Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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