Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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