you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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