I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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