Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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