Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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