I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she peed on how many people?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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