he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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