Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
