where does the pee come out of this thing
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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