Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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