do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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