i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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