If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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