You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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