when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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