dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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