this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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