it wasn't lemon gatorade
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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