I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Less talking, more tequila
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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