haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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