As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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