Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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