Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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