i jhust puked up my retainher.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I woke up under a house in Key West
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