Its about making memories worth repressing
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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