I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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