I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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