Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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