Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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