with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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